Give a Guy a Break!

I bust my ass for these people and what do I get? I certificate? A vacation? No. More work, blog slave:

Mr. Hardaway,

Beginning in FY 2002, through FY 2006 you have
averaged a 1.85%increase in "blog" (Web log) entries as
per your contract. The breakdown as follows:

2002 - 2003 1.9% increase
2003 - 2004 1.8% increase
2004 - 2005 1.9% increase
2005 - 2006 1.8% increase

It has come to our attention that you are in danger of
falling short this year, being at only 1.33% increase
over 2006 as of November 14th, 2007.

To remedy this situation you will need to average
4.552 postions per day to meet with your contractual
obligation.

Best regards to you and yours,

Juan Sinclare Phillipe
Operations Manager,
MIA

I mean, what more can a guy do? From now on I'm posting about "feelings" and "recovered memories."

Hey Juan? Fuck you (to you and yours)! It's the corporate way--quantity over quality.