Million Dollar Idea Department

From Rich (trademarked and copyrights to him):

July 24
"Update on million dollar ideas"

1) YouTube Live. YouTube site exclusively for live feeds. This will
suck when it's used for losers boradcasting their entire lives but
will be awesome when the next World Trade Center blows up.

2) http://www.card-sharx.com/carmen-electra-strip-poker-dvd.html

So, if you decide to do it, Rich thought of it first and residuals are due (through me, I take a cut for posting). Investors contact us here at the middlespace laboratories.

Hereby.

Million Dollar Idea Department

Again, from Rich:

The L'il H!

You marry the "concept" of the Hummer (H1 > H2 > H3 > The L'il H!) with the platform of the Chevy HHR. Put a fast engine in the bastard and market it to high school graduates.

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Like I mentioned already. Rich thought of it first. Look for it, the L'il H!

Million Dollar Idea Department

From Rich (trademarked and copyrights to him):

July 9
"Want to make millions of dollars?"

Televised Celebrity Strip Poker.

Millions of dollars.

I give it 5 years before someone else figures it out and does it.

So, if you decide to do it, Rich thought of it first and residuals are due (through me, I take a cut for posting).

Hereby.

Shut Up or Something

From the podcast:

Like the "For Dummies" series, a new Million Dollar Idea Department "tough love" self-help series called, "Shut Up or Something."

Weight Loss? Shut Up, Fatty, and Run a Mile or Something

Social Problems? Shut Up, Loser, and Get a Life or Something

Anorexia? Shut Up, Boney, and Eat a Sandwich or Something

Slow? Shut Up, Retard, and Read a Book or Something

Poor? Shut Up, Free School Lunchy, and Get a Job or Something

Pimples? Shut Up, Zitty, and Wash your Face or Something

Questioning? Shut Up, Homo, and Enjoy Being Gay or Something

Drinking Problem? Shut Up, Lush, and Sober Up or Something

Pregnant? Shut Up, Preggo, and Raise Your Kid or Something

Aging Issues? Shut Up, Grandpa, and Live Before You Die or Something

Does God Exist? Shut Up, Zealot, and Learn About Science or Something

By 'em today!