Beginning Of An End (guest post)

For reals (from FLA):

"Those dumb "I'm a Mac" commercials were the beginning of the end for Apple. There are those of us who don't want what everyone else wants, because we know everyone else is a dumb-shit. I'm going on record right now saying anyone who pays $600 for a cellphone that also allows you to watch dogs skateboard on YouTube should be rounded up and made to work in a Chinese toothpaste factory.

The iphone is not cool. The HP-34C programmable calculator is.

Why? Because I was the only one who had one, and while everyone else in math class was toiling away at the quadratic equation, I just programmed the HP and plugged in the numbers. That's cool. And, yes, nerdy. And now being a computer nerd is popular because the devices are so slick and easy to use, even the dumb-shits want one."