Everyone has a different guess. It kind of itches, kind of tingles?
Maybe the government came in last night and implanted thought tracking chips. Maybe.
Maybe bugs have laid eggs. Maybe.
I don't remember bumping my head. But, often one forgets stuff after a bump. Maybe.
Hopefully it's not a "grooming issue." Am I dirty? Eeewww.
Maybe this is what happens during the balding process. Maybe.
