From Vice Magazine's "Omigawd: The Vice Guide to Girls"
by LESLEY ARFIN AND AMY KELLNER
It's kind of an A-Z thingy, you know? But, this caught my eye and I so agree:
HONGS
"One question: Why? I own one thong and the only time I wear it is on laundry day. And typical me, every laundry day I forget how fucking annoying they are and I find myself picking at invisible wedgies the whole time. But you can’t pick thong wedgies because a thong IS a wedgie. You are choosing to give yourself a wedgie. And why, because it looks hot to dudes when you lean over and they see the little stringy triangle sticking out? Where were you born, Asbury Park? Do your kids go to preschool in a casino? Thongs are fucking cheesy! If you don’t want your panty lines to show (reconsider, however, panty lines can be really hot) then why not just wear… nothing? What a shocker. And don’t be scared that people will be able to see your woo-woo like Paris and Lindsay. Those girls want to show off their vaginas. And why shouldn’t they? Vaginas are way prettier than thongs."
Thongs are kinda gross, don't you think? And, in addition to the above, the worst part of thong panties is that relatively huge brand tag that is ever present (see photo, note the tramp stamp too). Look at that thing.... It's like a parking ticket.
