Everyone knows that I am retarded. Hi! I am retarded.
How long have I been visiting the mid-Atlantic? How long have I lived at my current residence?
I just yesterday found Taco Bar. The best Mexican food I've had in years (outside of California since I've not been to Mexico in a very long time).
I almost gave myself a Mexican food induced coma. I ate like I'd been starving. I did not care if I choked. I'd at least choke happy. I want to go back and become huge and fat and die from Mexican food.
So when you visit, remind me that I am ten minutes from Taco Bar (and they sell beer and wine to go) and five minutes from Jose's, the second best Mexican food I've had in years (outside of California since I've not been to Mexico in a very long time).