"Koy Detmer. What a bizarre career. Dude just seems to show up at the right place at the right time. In between these moments, I assume he works in a shoe store in the King of Prussia mall with his cell phone clipped on to his belt and every time it rings he looks up from the shoe he's lacing and says "I have to take this. It might be the Eagles."
The Eagles probably called him like four games ago but his manager at the shoe store wouldn't give him time off during the holiday rush."
