Lindsey Jacobellis. So what?
Good for her. If I had the chance, I'd have tried something much more insane.
Gold medal? What-ever. We know she actually won the race - it was LONG over. She should have stopped before the finish line, stepped out of her bindings and celebrated, letting whoever-passed-her win. Who was that anyway? Swiss? Maybe.
166,000 Google results tell the story.
You can win and be boring and conservative or you can enjoy your life.
Go Linds!
Follow-up research results from crack research staff in Berkeley, California:
My next door neighbor growing up has two gold medals from the Olympics and a world record for the backstroke.
His name is David Berkoff. Ever heard of him? Nope.
Google count: 521.
