I think we are ready
So kick it!
Yee'eeee!
Now listen up suckers
Don't get the jitters
But MC Rove tears the heads off critters!
That's true, it's cruel to see
But he's gonna speak about animal cruelty
He's a man, he's a treasure trove
Tell me what is your name?
I'm MC Rove
That's right he can't be beat,
Because he's so white from his head to his feet
But he will rap it when you give him a chance
Look at him move doing the rappin' dance!
That's true, he's a dancing resident
He is the side-kick to the president
He's going way a'bove
Tell me what is your name?
MC Rove
[Arm's shuffling.]
That's true, he's crossing his arms
He's rapping and a chillin and showing his charm
He will do it without fail
Get out his gun cause he's shooting quail!
That man will never stop!
Look at him jumping up and down
Ready to hop!
He's got so much to prove
And tell me you never saw this man move
a Doing the dance,
The Karl Rove dance
a Doing the dance,
The Karl Rove dance
[Karl Bouncing Against Colin]
and Dancing and talking, and dancing and talking
and Dancing and talking, and dancing and talking
and Dancing and talking, and dancing and talking
and Dancing and talking, and dancing and talking
Now it's time for a little shock
With the Colin over there doing the o'beat box!
boom, boobooboobooboom, boobooboobooboom
boom, boobooboobooboom, boobooboobooboom
boom, boobooboobooboom, boobooboobooboom
boom, boobooboobooboom, boobooboobooboom
[jumping up and down, arms hanging,
mimicking monkeys ...]
hehe, hehe, hehehe, hehehe
hehe, hehe, hehehe, hehehe
huhu, huhu, huhuhu, huhuhu
hehe, hehe, hehehe, hehehe
hehe, hehe, hehehe, hehehe
MC Rove
You were such a helpful treasure trove
Tell me what is your name?
MC Rove
See him later hanging in the cove
Tell me what is your name?
MC Rove
Doin it right
And he really strove
Tell me what is your name?
MC Rove
Give it up for Rove in the House!
