11.28.2006

The N-Word

Now I’m weighing in.

Firstly, this whole ban-on-the-N-word bullshit has just got to go. What the fuck is that? Now we can’t say nigger. Nigger, please. Please don’t be retarded. Oh, we can’t say the R-word either. Dang. Nigger, when properly used, is A-OK. If it’s ever to be squashed, it has to be utilized in many, funny ways.

It’s not that Michael Richards said the word “nigger” like a hundred sixteen times angrily, it’s the context of him saying nigger. Remember, when Sarah Silverman said nigger, that shit was funny as hell. I’d pay to hear her say nigger (to me, especially).

But, in context of MR’s so-called outburst, let’s review the following:

"Shut up! Fifty years ago we'd have had you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass!" he screamed angrily. "Throw his ass out. He's a nigger! Nigger! Nigger!"


[Strike 1]

"Well, you interrupted me, pal. That's what happens when you interrupt the white man."


[Strike 2]

"I have enough money I could have you put in jail," and "When I wake up tomorrow, I'll be rich, and you'll still be a nigger!"


[Strike 3]

Ha! No wonder Jamie Foxx wants to kick his ass, he deserves a good ass-kicking.

But, please don't ban the word nigger (or retard, or republican).