I had this really intense nightmare that the non-Bush presidential candidate did this really stupid opening schtick at his convention where he actually saluted the crowd and the dozen or so people watching on the TeeVee and said something really stupid like "I'm ____ _____ and I'm reporting for duty."
Whew! It was all just a terrible, horrible, really bad, awful dream.
"I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for duty."
