"Exxcuuuuuse me for wanting to protect some innocent person's feelings before they realize that the truth of life is pain and loneliness and downright bottom-of-the
-barrel depression. Trying not to rain on parades here.
Or [dripping with sarcasm just so you know], I'm so sorry I don't want to get fired from my job because I told you something personal that I thought wouldn't be funny on the goddamn Internet! Pardon me!We can't all not give a fuck like you. For some of us OCD = obsessively worrying about what was said and done in life and who might be offended.
Maybe we all can't be famous position-maintaining bloggers for Viacom, you sell-out piece of crap!"
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