Guy on his cell phone: "He gave me antibiotics."
Guy again (louder): "Antibiotics, he gave me antibiotics!"
Same guy (Even louder - screaming magically makes up for poor reception): ANTIBIOTOCS, HE GAVE ME ANTIBIOTICS - ONE EACH DAY FOR A WEEK!"
(loses reception -- dials back)
Same guy again: "No, he just said the antibiotics would take care of whatever it is."
Why We Hate People
On a crowded urban commuter subway train this morning: