For The Record
"You're so wrong about Stephen Colbert."
I know, I was just going after someone who said that Mr. Show wasn't funny. So I had to go after something. And Colbert was the victim.
It's tough out here in the streets. You gotta be hard, son!
"Ah, right on. Well, for the record, they're so wrong. Stephen Colbert's a genius, but Mr. Show wipes it's ass with the Colbert Report."