When A Cigar Is Just A Cigar

...when it's an art jacket.
Had it not been for the six years we've already lived through irrational, useless, annoying, psychologically defeating over-eager airport security -- put in place to prevent an event that could have been solved by a single measure, locking the cockpit doors -- the prospect of a promising young student being killed by cops for wearing a battery on her back might come as a shock.