Sudden Urge to Un-Surge

What's wrong with our president? How can anyone not laugh their asses off about his troop reduction plan?

Somehow we're "winning" this bullshit. Suddenly all plans are working so well we can start packing up. When, in fact, we'll have MORE troops next summer in Iraq than before the surge.

I mean, jeez, where do I even start? It's just...retarded. I mean, seriously. What kind of goofy nonsense are we embroiled in? If people weren't dying over this shit -- our guys and innocent Iraqis -- it'd be pretty goddamn funny.

Oh Petraeus, how you betray-us.

Like, whatever anymore.