Rich Liberal DC Kids

So I went on a field trip today. We went to the National Mall. Here's a sample discussion once the Capital was noticed. Oh, these are four and five year olds.
Bren: Look, the Capital! My mommy works by there.
Alex: Does the president live there?
Bren: No, the president lives in the White House.
Jass: The president is not a smart man. He has never been smart.
Alex: And, he's a liar. He's my president and he's a liar.
Jass: He's not smart and he lies.
Alex: But, he's my president.
Bren: But he's our president.
Ty: Look! A puppy!
Kids these days.