I Thought I Was So OCD

But no.
Results of Your
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD)
Screening Quiz

You scored a total of 2.

You have answered this self-report questionnaire in such a way as to suggest that you do not likely currently suffer from an obsessive-compulsive disorder. You should not take this as a diagnosis or recommendation for treatment in any way, though.
Dammit! Not even close (20 questions). [clicky, Ricky]

Dammit, I'm gonna go wash my hands now.