Barry Bonds

You know how much I just LOVE Mr. Barry Bonds, right? I hope he freaks up and hits a hundred dingers this year. That, my friends, would be a STATEMENT!

But, and think about this, if I were an opposing pitcher, I'd only throw at his head. That would be ballsy. No strikes, no balls, just bean. Kick me out, suspend me, but I'm only throwing to kill.

Funny, huh?