Could suddenly discovering who you really are be some sort of magical key to somehow unlocking the doors to, say, incredible talents or knowledge or some such?

Probably not, but it's worth some investigation.


Holy shit. Happy 40th birthday mofo. You're a regular fucking Tiger Woods.

Jewblanasian. Filajewbro.

There's not a country club in the world that would have you.

Does this mean you'll get circumcized now? I know a good rabbi.

Say hi to your Afrojewpinomickwop daughter.