Going Postal

"I was just insulted at the fucking post office, of all
places to be insulted. She told me to stop looking at
her while she was counting money, and stop making that
noise (I got the sniffles, ok?) I said sorry for
being a human being. She said humans don't make that
noise, only animals do. She's an idiot on so many
levels I didn't even know what to say."

- Big Dave Wave