Living in a different world
Of make believe and reality entertainment
A field recording of a juice box culture
Down twenty or up ten only matters
When you believe in external loci of control

What was the war like, daddy?
Smug, elitist intellectuals
Decapitating all nonsensical thoughts
Through their snooty depictions of
Heightened security times

My crack opposition research on you
Suggests that you are, if not more,
At least as big of a scumbag as me
We poll identically in America
Hearts and (land)minds

Anthropologists will shrug
Historians will cower
The Chinese will laugh
The gods will cry
Life in the Daddy State Global Order
Promises to be a
Somewhat mixed affair